Embarrassment can briefly kill
2016-03-04
It’s the summer after 8th grade, I’m at a block party standing right in front of Britany Hanson, the prettiest girl in middle school, I’m in my briefs, and no, it’s not a nightmare.Continue Reading
Human slingshot: Learning how not to fly from trees
2016-02-24
Children are indestructible (at least from my experience the older we get, the more fragile we get). Mother Nature’s planned obsolescence is best observed in how kids blindly get themselves out of risky situations.Continue Reading
Columns- Comedy Plans for great mistakes
2016-02-10
Having a high school crush hurts like the dickens There are certain lessons that can’t be taught. There’s no crash course in romantics that won’t end without some internal injury. I’m, by far, no Casanova, but I’ve picked up a thing or two here and there. One of the lessonsContinue Reading
Columns- Comedy Learning to lie is sweeter than ice cream
2016-01-27
I learned to lie when I was five-years-old. It was all circumstance. I’m not the person who designed a fire alarm in a clear plastic cover that so elegantly displayed the switch and had “LIFT HERE” written in large lovely letters (I had just learned to read). It wasn’t myContinue Reading