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Embarrassment can briefly kill

2016-03-04
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By: Brandon Taylor
On: March 4, 2016

It’s the summer after 8th  grade, I’m at a block party standing right in front of Britany Hanson, the prettiest girl in middle school, I’m in my briefs, and no, it’s not a nightmare.Continue Reading

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Human slingshot: Learning how not to fly from trees

2016-02-24
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By: Brandon Taylor
On: February 24, 2016

Children are indestructible (at least from my experience the older we get, the more fragile we get). Mother Nature’s planned obsolescence is best observed in how kids blindly get themselves out of risky situations.Continue Reading

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Columns- Comedy Plans for great mistakes

2016-02-10
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By: Brandon Taylor
On: February 10, 2016

Having a high school crush hurts like the dickens There are certain lessons that can’t be taught. There’s no crash course in romantics that won’t end without some internal injury. I’m, by far, no Casanova, but I’ve picked up a thing or two here and there. One of the lessonsContinue Reading

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Columns- Comedy Learning to lie is sweeter than ice cream

2016-01-27
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By: Brandon Taylor
On: January 27, 2016

I learned to lie when I was five-years-old. It was all circumstance. I’m not the person who designed a fire alarm in a clear plastic cover that so elegantly displayed the switch and had “LIFT HERE” written in large lovely letters (I had just learned to read). It wasn’t myContinue Reading

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